During my escapades about the blog-o-sphere a while back, I found a link that asks people if they “need God.” When asked if I thought I had broken any of God’s commandments, I answered that I wasn’t aware if I had. Here is their response:
The answer is startling for the conviction that “no one” has been able to keep the first commandment. Contrarily, I don’t see how I could be guilty since I don’t, in fact, worship any other gods, not even the god who apparently issued these commandments.
At any rate, the sudden proclamation that I was “GUILTY” prompted me with an additional question: Do I think I would go to heaven or hell? Me sensing the tension of a false accusation and conviction, and generally feeling like I am a good person, in addition to being provided with no other option, I decided to find out if these people would let me into their heaven. This action was based on the assumption that the god in question is presumably a forgiving god, and so I clicked that I thought, indeed, I would go to heaven. After all, I’ve got the pope’s blessing, right?
So that’s it then. Not only am I going to hell, but according to this website, it’s a determined FACT.
And so without further adieu, I will see y’all later as I make my preparations to head to hell!